Let's have some 'pun'

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
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I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
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I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger,
then it hit me.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tyred.
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.