Drum roll please...

What does a clock do when it is hungry?

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It goes back four seconds...


HA!

Boooooooooo.......

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Lame Pun Coon Returns!!!!!

Worst...?

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

PUN!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!

HA!

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Because it sounds like...

When is the best time 

to go to the dentist?

                              2:30

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Be careful with your English

After Ayaka Shiomura has insulted by cowards in the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly a few weeks ago, Prime minister Abe decided to make a website to show his support for the women of Japan. This was the title page. Can you see something strange?

How many people do you think read this before it went online? Professionals paid a lot of money to make this didn't notice? That's right. After everything that happened, Abe makes a website for the women of Japan and tells them all to "DIE" on the title page. It is so stupid I almost can't believe it is true. You see SHINE in romanji sounds like しね or DIE (氏ね) in Japanese. If you are going to use just one word of English Mr Abe, try to make sure it doesn't mean something else in your own language next time. LOL !

HA!?

How many tickles does it 

take to make a squid laugh?

How the alphabet sounds to a kid

This game is no pun...

The names of these restaurants are all references to films/books. 

How many of them do you know? 

If you need help just ask :P

Bad puns

These jokes are puns (play on words) similar to an 親父ギャグ. 

If you have any trouble understanding them 

ask me and I'll explain in more detail.

"Caveman speak"

Oxymorons

Dumb questions?

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Sharkasm...?

Tastes like sadness...

Waist vs Waste

ah....what?

Monkey business

You will never enjoy life as much as this chimp.