Friday, February 28, 2014

John Barleycorn: A Ballad


There was three kings into the east,
Three kings both great and high,
And they hae sworn a solemn oath
John Barleycorn should die.

They took a plough and plough'd him down,
Put clods upon his head,
And they hae sworn a solemn oath
John Barleycorn was dead.

But the cheerful Spring came kindly on,
And show'rs began to fall;
John Barleycorn got up again,
And sore surpris'd them all.

The sultry suns of Summer came,
And he grew thick and strong;
His head weel arm'd wi' pointed spears,
That no one should him wrong.

The sober Autumn enter'd mild,
When he grew wan and pale;
His bending joints and drooping head
Show'd he began to fail.

His colour sicken'd more and more,
He faded into age;
And then his enemies began
To show their deadly rage.

They've taen a weapon, long and sharp,
And cut him by the knee;
Then tied him fast upon a cart,
Like a rogue for forgerie.

They laid him down upon his back,
And cudgell'd him full sore;
They hung him up before the storm,
And turned him o'er and o'er.

They filled up a darksome pit
With water to the brim;
They heaved in John Barleycorn,
There let him sink or swim.

They laid him out upon the floor,
To work him farther woe;
And still, as signs of life appear'd,
They toss'd him to and fro.

They wasted, o'er a scorching flame,
The marrow of his bones;
But a miller us'd him worst of all,
For he crush'd him between two stones.

And they hae taen his very heart's blood,
And drank it round and round;
And still the more and more they drank,
Their joy did more abound.

John Barleycorn was a hero bold,
Of noble enterprise;
For if you do but taste his blood,
'Twill make your courage rise.

'Twill make a man forget his woe;
'Twill heighten all his joy;
'Twill make the widow's heart to sing,
Tho' the tear were in her eye.

Then let us toast John Barleycorn,
Each man a glass in hand;
And may his great posterity
Ne'er fail in old Scotland!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

The Kraken Wakes


The little silver fish
Scatter like shrapnel
As I plunge upward
From the black underworld.
The green waves break from my sides
As I roll up, forced by my season,
And before the tenth second
I can feel my own heat —
The wind can never cool as oceans do.

By mid-morning,
My skin has sweated into agony.
The turmoil of my intestines
Bloats out against my skin.
I’m too sick to struggle — I hang
In the thermals of pain,
Screaming against the slow, slow, slow
Rise toward descent.

And the madness of my pain
Seems to have infected everything —
Cities hack each other into blood;
Ships sink in firestorm; armies
Flail with sticks and crutches;
Obesity staggers toward coronary
Down the streets of starvation.

- Hugh Cook

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The vow

Among the DVDs I borrowed last weekend is The vow. It is a romantic comedy starring Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams. After watching the trailer, I expected to at least cry a river or two and my ice cream pot was waiting for me in the freezer as well as the tissue box carefully displayed on my fantastic kotatsu. Well, my ice cream remained in the freezer and my tissues weren`t of any use! I was really disappointed in that movie! I expected so much more! In the beginning the couple has a car accident and even though they both survive, the wife forgets everything about her husband and their life together. During the whole movie he tries to make her remember and make her fall in love with him again... Sounds super romantic and heart-breaking, doesn`t it!? Well, it really wasn`t! Not going to watch it twice! T-T

The King in Yellow

Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.
Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.
Songs that the Hyades shall sing,
Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Carcosa.
Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.
 
- Robert W Chambers

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The emperor`s new groove part 2!

And yes, he`s back! I went back to the DVD store last weekend and rented a dozen more (they are insanely cheap at the moment!). I got the sequel of the Emperor`s new groove and it was really good! Sequels are usually not so good and pretty disappointing but not that one! In this anime, the story is about Kronk, the muscly not so villain who turned into a super chef. He is hilarious in the first movie so I totally understand why the producers used this character to make a whole movie about him (and not only Kuzco who is still an awesome character!)


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Friday, February 21, 2014

Lonely


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