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IMMORTALS...

Yesterday I went to see the film "IMMORTALS"
It was not good.

It was not boring, there was lots of action and special effects,
but the story was weak and the acting was pathetic.

It was made by Tarsem Singh, the same film maker
who brought us "THE FALL" & "THE CELL"
two films that I really enjoyed.

His costumes and scenery are amazing,
and his films are always beautiful, if nothing else.
But "IMMORTALS" didn't even look good.

Look at Mickey Rourke's hat!

That is not scary, that is ridiculous.
He was supposed to be the terrifying bad guy,
but the hat just made us laugh!

So don't go and see "IMMORTALS" but have
a look at "THE CELL" if you like scary,
or "THE FALL" if you like cute fantasy.
(Plus you will save money because you can rent them.)

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Present perfect

"He has took the train."

This is INCORRECT.

The correct form for the present perfect is:

would + have + past participle

* "He has taken the train."

This is CORRECT.

PIE!

UM...........

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