What do you do? I am a mermaid!

I have read a few articles now about people working as mermaids. I guess some people live their dreams or just watch a little too much Little Mermaid! I remember dreaming about being a mermaid myself and pretending to be one after watching Ariel when I was a child! I would twirl in the water and swim with my legs completely stuck together (no...I swear I don`t do that anymore! really! Reeeaally!! really??!!)

 Wish I could beeee....part of that wooooorld!!!