#1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,
but I couldn't find any.
#2. Police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid, the
other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one
off.
#3. A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation,
don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor."